Dear Christian "Yung Berg" Ward

Dear Mr. Berg,
As the Chairman Of The Coalition of Lightskinned Brothers (CLB), I am finally terminating your membership, giving you a banishment for life. Now, do not feel bad about yourself. Youre now part of the CBLB (Coalition of Banned Lightskinned Brothers), youre accompanied by Terrance Howard, Chris Brown, and Teck Money from the Real World. T.H. was banned for his oversaturation in cinema and output of shitty material, C.B. is banned for a personal incident involving my co-Chairman Sir Ceza Dejanero of Philadelphia, and Teck is banned for the say reason youre banned, excessive niggerdom. Now Berg, when I saw a talented lightskinned brother come in the game with such ferocity was you did, I took notice. When all the ladies were snatching cool playas off the wall to get they groove on when "Sexy Lady" came on, we were down. But over the last year, I dont know what got into you. You went on a tangent about dark skinned women, known in the CLB as Dark Butts. In the CLB, do we generally stay away from females darker than us? Yes, yes we do, but its only to keep the skin of the future generations that smooth caramel color the world is so fond of. But we do not discriminate, if our hearts want dark butts, then dark butts it tis to be! Then fellow CLB Maino had to slap you and put you in your place, as a good member you sat and tooketh like a biatch. Then you were going at senior member Shad "Wow Bow" Moss, whos been in the CLB since its inception in 2000. Then you commited the worst of all offenses, and let that dark muthafucka Trick Trick run your chain. Berg, you continually play yourself, and as a result, play out the CLB. Recent video footage of your fiasco (not of Lupe proportions) with the cops. WHAT THE FUCK BERG?! You are damaging the integrity of the CLB with such shennanigans. We dont cooperate with police, we dont acknowledge ourselves as "Artists" to get off. We are men, we take whats handed to us and moveth forth. We do not crash mopeds. You have upset me, Berg you are out.

Sincerely,
Michael Emmanuel Guesby Esquire
aka
Sir Mike Game of Wichita
Chairman Of The CLB