Mike Game & K Sleep, Returns

So, I think me and Sleep are gonna record some music today. Maybe, I dont even feel like rapping anymore, drinking and not doing shit is just more eventful these days. And why make the music? Im sure someone is gon be crying about how its wack, which really means theyre mad they didnt think of the shit Im kicking. Naw, me and Kortez gon just drop some ill shit. Like "Illprint (We Go Hard)". Why not "Dub-K We Go Hard"? Cuz...fuck Dub K. Naw, not really. But why rep my city in my city? Plus that lil bitch Chaos is saying he runs the dub, even though no one knew bout him before he was affiliated with the worlds greatest rap group (Illprint). Plus he on his cover swagger jacking the whole Shocker thing my nigga Yolie created. But seriously, this city is full of bitch niggas running they mouths bout wanting to bring the city up, while simultaneously bringing the city down. Thats why, I only need to fuck wit K Sleep n Yolie. Mainly, because the 3 of us are the best rappers in the world. Ok seriously, we arent, but I know for a fact K Sleep will lyrically destroy every rapper in the city. Im willing to bet 4 zoo york tees on that. But anywho, back to this life I call CD Tradepost. Im outski

R.I.P. Saigon July 1977- Janurary 2009

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! SAIGON WALKS INTO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE, HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD!!!

So Im not even sure on what started the beef, but this shit is fucking insane. Joe Budden, just destroyed Saigon's every existance with "Pain In His Life". Given, Ive never been a fan of Saigon, I mean he's always shirtless talking about how he's the future of rap, when he picked up rapping in jail. He has no flow whatsoever, which is partly why I feel bad for him. I dont have flow either. I just got dope lyrics. This beef reminds me of the Infamous Mike Game vs XV battle in 06. I opted to go with a more soul stirring somber beat, with my lyrics just going at the guy. Added a hook, and made my song "B.I.B.L.E." more of an overall song of hatred. XV went with a hype ass beat, and just spit punchline after punchline after punchline, bringing in private parts of my life in humerous ways. Joe Budden has done the same, and basically I dont think Saigon can survive. Here are the highlights of Joe Budden anally raping Saigon.....

"You got a gut feeling you hot, I think you cant stomach a fever"

"Shots peel at your entourage, nigga couldnt even get a deal on Entourage"

"Tell me like, hows it harder to be me, when I lose in real life, but you cant even win on tv"

"Tell me why the dude Just Blaze signed, cant even catch a bassline out of Baseline"

"Word on the computers is that he M-I-A, cuz he been fell off like Yung Berg on the scooter"

"Velcro his tongue, hope dude stick to his words"

"Naw I dont his struggle is lacking, he did a long bid came home and had trouble adapting"

"And the poor fans had kept the hope, when prison was the only place he's next to blow"

"Though he called me a fag, like he homophopic, when they had him on his knees saying Homo hold it, spun him around he say Please dont poke it"

"See thats when the lies get deeper, he went in a tight end but came out a wide receiver"

"Someone better call the 3rd wheel so they can stop the fuck"

"Fill his whole body wit metal now he Weapon-X"

"He's like hockey, he retired for a minute, came back and no one cared"

"You know Im a rap Giant dont Plax yaself"

"Cut the track off, listen to ya thoughts, checkmate"

I mean those are the highlights, the whole song is a 5 star epic diss. If I was Saigon, Id just continue to not do shit, cuz if I were to respond with the mediocore skills Sai pocesses, Id run risk of playing myself.

Wait, Saigon said when he sees Joe Budden he's gon punch in the fucking face. Well Sai, this is really the only way to get back at Joe. Surely rapping wont do it cuz youll just get ate again. Buuuut, I wouldnt wanna fuck around and get beat the fuck down by Joe Budden either.

I Think Im Going To Quit Rap For Sure, Ima Be A Wrestler

Man, at 21 you realize some things in your life are escaping you, such as childhood dreams. When I was 5 I thought being a rapper would be cool one day, and after 5 mixtapes and a career spanning 12 years of rapping (only 5 of actual recording), I can say that its not that cool anymore. After seeing season 1 of Entourage, I figured I wanted to be an actor. My boy Gavin is shooting a movie and wants me to a male lead, so Im adding that to the resume. Suffice it to say, Im doing alot of things Child Mike wanted to do. Now, Im going to be a wrestler. My boy Angel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Medina_(wrestler) ) use to wrestler in ECW and has agreed to train me. So there it is, Mike Game rapper/actor/wrestler. You know it kinda feels good to go back and do alot of things you wanted to do as kid. Sure, Im not winning Oscars or Grammys, nor am I selling out arenas and making millions like I envisioned I would as a kid. But Im trying my hand at my dreams. Something alot of people cant say they can do. So there you have it.

Dear Christian "Yung Berg" Ward

Dear Mr. Berg,
As the Chairman Of The Coalition of Lightskinned Brothers (CLB), I am finally terminating your membership, giving you a banishment for life. Now, do not feel bad about yourself. Youre now part of the CBLB (Coalition of Banned Lightskinned Brothers), youre accompanied by Terrance Howard, Chris Brown, and Teck Money from the Real World. T.H. was banned for his oversaturation in cinema and output of shitty material, C.B. is banned for a personal incident involving my co-Chairman Sir Ceza Dejanero of Philadelphia, and Teck is banned for the say reason youre banned, excessive niggerdom. Now Berg, when I saw a talented lightskinned brother come in the game with such ferocity was you did, I took notice. When all the ladies were snatching cool playas off the wall to get they groove on when "Sexy Lady" came on, we were down. But over the last year, I dont know what got into you. You went on a tangent about dark skinned women, known in the CLB as Dark Butts. In the CLB, do we generally stay away from females darker than us? Yes, yes we do, but its only to keep the skin of the future generations that smooth caramel color the world is so fond of. But we do not discriminate, if our hearts want dark butts, then dark butts it tis to be! Then fellow CLB Maino had to slap you and put you in your place, as a good member you sat and tooketh like a biatch. Then you were going at senior member Shad "Wow Bow" Moss, whos been in the CLB since its inception in 2000. Then you commited the worst of all offenses, and let that dark muthafucka Trick Trick run your chain. Berg, you continually play yourself, and as a result, play out the CLB. Recent video footage of your fiasco (not of Lupe proportions) with the cops. WHAT THE FUCK BERG?! You are damaging the integrity of the CLB with such shennanigans. We dont cooperate with police, we dont acknowledge ourselves as "Artists" to get off. We are men, we take whats handed to us and moveth forth. We do not crash mopeds. You have upset me, Berg you are out.

Sincerely,
Michael Emmanuel Guesby Esquire
aka
Sir Mike Game of Wichita
Chairman Of The CLB

March 24th Bitches

Before I Embarass Myself, will be dropping March 24th for your listening pleasure. You guys will be treated to a whole new Mike Game. There is no guest appearences on this one. Im really going all the way in on this. Ive figured ive never really pushed myself in my music. Ive been doing whats easy for the last few years. But now Im ready to step it up and give it my all. Right now, its not bout being the best rapper period, its about making you feel how I feel. Alot of people tell me just to write the shit the happens to me in my life and put it on record, and I will. I honestly feel as if Im somewhere else in this rap shit. Like I dont fuck with everybody. Like Im all by myself in this music. I mean Im cool with alot of people, but we dont gel well musically. The only 2 people I really make good music with is Yolie and K Sleep. But keep an eye out on the page for the videos for "Before Before I..." which is the making of Before I Embarass Myself. Which will be me just spitting son, I dont really make beats. But as always its Illprint Bitch

If 50's Back, Then Mike's Back

So I was over at XXLMAG.COM, chillin in the bangers section, hearing a bunch of new 50 Cent tracks, and he's fucking back. On "Play This On The Radio" he just comes out hungry and swinging. "First they think the faggot's hot, then they let that junkie shine/They gave em all the trophies, so tell me where the fuck is mine". Pretty much going off and Kanye and Wayne. Which is needed. Because Kanye talks alot of shit, and no one really goes at him, because he's a bitch. His music is phenomenal, but its his ego that fucks with me. He acts as if he's the greatest person to do music ever in life. And Wayne, well Carter 3 was enjoyable. But he is not as good as people like to make him out to be. I dont understand the hype. But 50 sounds hungry again, and why wouldnt he? I mean they cancelled his tv show and they cancelled the production of his Pontiac G8 Truck. So he feeling the pressure. So since he's back, Im back. Fuck all the soft emo shit I was working on, I gotta come for these niggas throats. Its Illprint Bitch

Ok, I Lied...Again

So Wednesday night me and Josh went to Jezebels, I got drunk and spent too much money, fell in love with a skripper by the name of Essence, and slept all of thursday. So I dont have "Throwaways" up as I said I would. But its ok, I will zip it down and zip it out. I got drill this weekend so you know that I got a whole lot to do, nooch. But its all old songs, so I dont know why I am fucking around. And I may be pushing back "Before I Embarass Myself". Mainly cuz Im no longer recording the music I wanted to for that project, Im back to typical Illprint affair (ie songs about rapping and fucking moms). Naw, Ill still put BIEM out on time. Prolly release another mixtape next month "Mike Games Happy Times". Because the music, well, itll be happy fucking music. 3 mixtapes in 3 months? What the fuck Mike? Dont tell me youre getting consistent? No, no Im not. Wait, yes, yes I am. So be ready for alot of Mike Game, youre soon going to be forced to fucking LOVE ME!!!

Guesby Genetics

As well as my deep beliefs in religion and male supriority, I also hold deep beliefs in genetics. Meaning, I believe that all things done in generations before in my bloodline contribute to decisions I make on a day to day basis. Which sucks bad, because it adds to the fears I have. Like my mother, I suffer from fucking codepency. She is so dependant on my father, for whatever reason. Which Ive lead to believe, contributes to my ever needing to be in some sort of relationship. Like my dad, I also believe Im the most important person to anybody. I, myself, like to remind him time and time again that I do not need him and he is of minimal importance in my life. But at the same fucking time I remind him the opposite because do to my license being suspended, I cant register or insure the Stanz, in which I have registered in his name. Like my grandfather, his siblings, and his father, I loves to drink. And like his brother Al, I may or may not have a thing for violence of the domestic nature. But my grandmother loved shoes, like I do. But she was also a diabetic, which I am fearful of already being. Also like my grandfather, I am short and weigh next to nothing. My cousin Sherman and I are fucking twins and its scary. Because not only is he not mixed, hes a good 8 years older than me. But we both have a love white women, and a love of the word bitch. I think he got locked up for beating a bitches ass, and from what I hear, it wasnt justified in any means. Like my dads sister, my aunt, Gina, I have a thing for acting, unfortunately for me no one has shown interest in my acting capabilities (you bitches). My sister though, is plus sized, like my grandma and most women in the Guesby family. So I win. HA! Take that T Gues!! But the one Guesby trait that shapes me the most is dedication. A Guesby will stick to something until the end of fucking time. My uncle Bug (my grandpas brother, in which Ive never learned his real name, what if its something plain like Tom?), worked at the carpet mill in Anadarko, OK until it closed down, and then found a job making way more. Was that job always there? Prolly, but why leave something youve been doing forever? Which is why Im still at CD Tradepost and still rapping. Im pretty fucking sure that I could find another job making double what I make now, but if I know this job like the bottom of my penis and live ok off the wages I earn, why not stick with it? Women who read this, you might wanna start conditioning yourself to become a Guesby, cuz its waaaaay better than being a Byrd (oooooh, got ya Sleep, Im playing though bro, Im sure its dope being a Byrd)

Whats Next For Mike In 2009???

Me and Kortez have formed a production team, MKMB Productions (Mike n Kortez Making Beats). We really havent made any beats yet, Ive just been gathering samples to use for when we execute the move. I figured why not make beats? Everyone else is doing it. Thing is, once we start making beats, we'll prolly never rap to anyone else beats forever. And unlike everyone else, we prolly wont even sell our beats to anyone. Given our beats are hot and people want on them, the only way to get them is have us featured on the song as well. But thats just wishful thinking on my part. We also got the wedding of Ceza to Nessa, which Im more than excited about. Because, well Ive known Cez for a good 8-10 years. And weve both have been in and out on this relationship thing. Im happy to see my brother land that right one. Lord knows after Ms. L, the foundation of failure for future girls was laid. But Nessa locked the boy down. She had my nephew Trey (Andre McDaniel 3rd). So even they dont work out 10 years down the line, shes still my nephews mama, so shell always have some form of respect from me. Ceza and Kortez dont really know each other well, but its cool, Cez still tossed my other brother an invite. See, thats the beautiful thing bout good friends. Me n Cez are best friends, but we live on different parts of the country, but he recognizes my brother Kortez as his, and vice versa. Plus, Mike, Kortez, and Ceza together, at once??? SHENNANIGANS!!! I already told Ceza, he best not have a Bacheleor Party, cuz me and Kortez are more than likely gon get drunk and try to persuade the strippers to suck us off. And Ill also prolly try to spit game to his sister Erika. I mean she single and we both grown, thats all Im saying. LOL naw, Im just excited to see a beautiful union take place. Plus, you know we gon get in the booth and just rip it up something vicious.

What else to look forward to in 2009? I dont know, come December, itll be my 2nd year at CD Tradepost. October will be my 3rd year in the Army, making my contract almost fulfilled. I may finally record an album, naaaaaaaw I wont. "Before I Embarass Myself" will drop in March. Prolly squeeze another Gold Card Gang mixtape out during the summer. Fuck, the K Sleep solo mixtape may even come out. Its like the Wichita Detox, I fucking swear.

Kansas' Number 1 Blog

I swear, I have the greatest blog in my city, and thus my state. I wanna have the greatest blog evar. But as far as ridicilous blogs go, I fucking win. I mean where else can you go to get random tagnents about rappers, as well as blogs about chocolate cake? I mean I wanna go back to the days of raw controversy, the shit that made my myspace blog so hot in the skreets. But unfortunately, I am no longer the angry teenager I once was. I matured into the depressed adult you see now. I wish I had the motivation to do better things in life. For I feel a radio show, or tv show, pretty much anything that can be used as a soapbox, would be fucking perfect for me. But I dont have the motivation to do anything but drink and play smackdown vs raw 2009.Which is by far the best and worst Smackdown ever. Way better than 08, for Ive been in the company for like a year (in the game) and have every title. In 08, Ive been in the company for a year and still have a rating of 37 with no title shot, and a ridiclous fued with ECW.

Anyways, if theres some sort of award to be won for blogging in Wichita, I win.

Mike Game Presents "Throwaways"

So on Friday I will be dropping my "Throways" Mixtape. Its just a lose collection of songs and freestyles Ive recorded throughout 2008. Theyre left overs from the unfished mixtape epic "I Love The 90's". As well as songs left off of "Reckless Abandon" and it also includes the first 2 singles from the Illprint mixtape "Definate Supremacy". So here's the tracklist. Friday the cd comes out, download it, and continue to hate Mike Game.

1) Gather Round ft. K Sleep
2) Right Now (Yal Niggas Gotta Die)
3) Good Stuff Freestyle
4) Big Hammers ft. Big Steel & Stringer Barksdale
5) Go Hard (freestyle)
6) Late
7) Flashing Lights ft. Yolie
8) Mike Shot Ya ft. JDaKidd
9) 5,000 Ones ft. Rapgodathers.com
10) The Coolest Mike
11) Mike's Millionith Milli Freestyle
12) 3 Kings ft. Mantis & JDaKidd
13) Droppin Gems (Drop A Gem On Em 08)
14) Bust Yo Face
15) Smile 08
16) Wouldnt Get Far Freestyle
17) T.R.O.Y. 08 ft. Ceza Dejanero
18) For Tha Ladiiieeezzz
19) For The City
20) Mighty Healthy Freestyle
21) Mike N Steel Freestyle ft. Big Steel
22) Money (Yolie ft. Mike Game)

Cake For Breakfast

So I stopped by Dillions to pick up my lunch as I was on my from the bank. My lunch is the same thing everyday, microwavable Dinty Moore beef stew. As Im walking around aimlessly, I head over to the bakery. What do I see? Cake. Not any cake, chocolate cake with white icing, which is only my 2nd favorite kind of cake, behind strawberry of course. So I see it is 2 slices for 2 dollars. So I gripped it. Grabbed my red bull, dr pepper (or DP as the streets call it), beef stew, and pack of menthols. Cake is my breakfast this morning. Which is really one of the few luxuries of adulthood. I find myself doing things as an adult, that child Mike would be jealous of. Like, sometimes Ill stay up late playing video games. Child Mike was never allowed. I eat McDonalds every day, Child Mike only once a week, and thats if the grades were good. And today, I ate cake for breakfast. And as I took that first bite, I could feel Child Mike staring me down with hate in his eyes, as he mouthed "You punk bitch". So Child Mike, this cakes for you.

Fuck Wichita, Im Moving To Harlem

Now, we all know how much I hate Harlem rapsters (Cam'ron, Charles Hamilton and the likes), but I was over at the worlds greatest blog (byroncrawford.com), and he was talking bout white women who move to Harlem for the cheap homes, but are deciding to move out because niggas keep hollaring at em. Theyll walk down the street, to I dont know, Jamba Juice or some shit (wherever white New Yorkers go), and black guys would say shit like "Yo baby you got a phat ass" or "Aye, aye WHERE YO MAN AT?!". Ok, Im guessing thats what they said, I have no concrete evidence.

Sidenote: I recently spoke to Josh's new hire at Pawnee & Seneca, Laura, who is a white woman. She told me that black guys really do say shit like "Where yo man at?!". Which is something Josh said black guys do, but Ive never really heard it myself. Black guys, feel me in on such.

Back to the post. As Bol pointed out, if these women are being hit on by niggas, then they must be the type of white girl that white dudes dont find attractive. Meaning, they must not have pancake asses with mismatching abnormally sized breasts.

Now you may be asking, "Mike was does this have to do with you?". Well douche, I will tell you. Throughout my life, my love of white women as proved to work most times in my advantage. I am usually almost always the first black guy theyre with. Mainly because of my "sorta blackness". Menaing, I am dark enough in color, with some negro overtones to my personality, but still relate to the common white person, because well I am also "sorta white". And like Bol, I am always viewed as that non-threatening black person white people spend their whole social existence trying to find. Unfortunately, the role of non-threating black guy hinders my career in rap, because fuck if white people arent even scared of you, it means most black people dont either. So I plan on moving to Harlem, to save these white women from forever hating black guys. I figure I could clean the fuck up out there, for I am striking out here. Because theres only 2 types of white women here, the ones who dont like black guys, and the one who only like black guys, and those bitches talk more hoodrat than most black hoodrats I know.