Friday, November 28, 2008

Dear Sean "Puffy/Diddy" Combs


Dear Diddy,
Dog, you know we've been boys since 1994. Thats 14 years of nonhomo fresh fly brotherhood. Why you gon go fuck it up dog?? Im tired of getting on the blogsites and see your hands all up on my girl dog. You know Cassie's my bitch. Nigga, ever since you caught us fucking in her trailer during "Me & U" video 2 years ago, youve been acting funny. I thought it was fucked up when you took all my tracks off "Press Play" (great album dog), but it was cool cuz I wrote ya verses on "Forever" and "Saga Continues". I mean you left Rick Ross and The Game's verses they wrote, and them niggas suck. But they was hot in the streets and I couldnt fault you. But you know Cassie had to push her album back cuz she got pregnant with Nasir Rakim Guesby, my son. I mean when you and Kim broke up, did I run up in yo shit? When Audrey was steppin out on you with Suge Knight, what did I do? What did I do for nigga? I ran up in Suge Knights shit, and beat up his bitch and let him get arrested for it (you know how smooth I am on them DV charges). Diddy think bout it dog, all them trips to St. Tropez, when we was fingercuffing french models. When we was down in Miami up in O poppin cristal and Rose'? What happened to that dog?? When we sent them making the band bitches out to New Jersey for Jamaican Beef Patties and McRibs?? Shit nigga, who for the last five years been taking ya kids to school on the first day??? ME NIGGA!!! And you stealin lines from my songs for cologne names. "I AM KING" yeah nigga, I want my check, cuz Im always king this, king that. All the things Ive done for you dog, I testified against Shyne for you dog, just so and J Lo can be free. Speaking of which, I know this is gon hurt you dog, but when you was in the studio with G Dep, Jenny called me over. She had been drinking, and was talking all sad, cuz she said she saw you getting head from one of the Dream bitches. So you know we was making out and shit, and next thing I know, she pushes me down and puts that V on my mouth, and I did what I had to do dog. We still boys though. But she wasnt your babys mom or anything, Cassie is my babys mom. So Sean, homie, back up off my bitch dog, I dont wanna Biggie you dog.

Dear Charles Hamiltion...


Dear Charles Hamilton,
You sir, are fucking wack. There is nothing hot in the streets about being a pink wearing junkie Sonic fanboy. So youre related to MC Lyte, thats cool I guess. But if you wanna get into famous relatives, I win, cuz John Singleton is my 2nd cousin on my cousin Anja's side, and Brandy is my also a cousin of mine. But do I ever mention it, no, no I dont. I suffer from alocoholism, I drink almost all the time. Given I havent been homeless like you sir, but still. And I thought pink died with the Diplomats (someone cosign please). And your love of Sonic disturbs me. Sonic has never been as hot in the streets as say Mario. If you wanted to be weird and different, Id fucking rep Crash Bandicoot out this bitch (that gives me an idea....). Mr. Hamilton, I really tried to give you a chance man, I really did. Then I seen that video where you and Joe Budden were rapping, and you had to write a verse to be spitten on air while Joe Budden went off the dome. THATS WACK!!! If niggas is freestylin, you fuckin freestyle. KRS-One will tell you that freestylin is an important part of MC'n, if you cant freestyle then you just shouldnt rap. Im tired of hearing your raps about being a junkie. In the black community, sure its cool to smoke alot of weed and take alot of x, but when has it ever been cool to be the nigga bangin needles????? I like your flow, if your subject matter changed I could even tell people I fucks with charles hamilton. But you as a person, I cant get behind. So Mr. Hamilton, stop blowing Eskay, cuz Im tired of seeing your shit on Nahright. And just go head and get you 3 or 4 of them spider bags, tie up, bubble up, shoot up, and die.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Fuck Your Block, THIS IS THE BLOCK!!!!


Fucking Joey, Jordan, Johnny, Donnie, and Danny drop another classic banger for that ass!!!
The new album "The Block" got features from Akon, Ne-Yo, Lady GaGa, Pussycat Dolls, and another group. Fuck, what was their name. Oh yeah, NEW MUTHAFUCKIN EDITION, BITCHES!!!!

Go cop the new album, if you one of them ol idownloadpiratedmusic ass lookin boys, then download "Single", "Full Service", "Click Click Click", "Grown Man", "Put It On My Tab" and "Dirty Dancing", for those are the hardest tracks.

Thing is this whole album is bout being in the club n shit, and Im sorry, when youre pushing 40 you should not be making your 401k rain in the club

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Ok, I Lied, I'm Really Alive

Im back bitches

Couldnt really live, nor could I stick to any theme for too long. I was going to just go with the whole "R.I.P. Mike Game" theme, but shits too time consuming, and if anyone knew me they'd know Im always going to make music. So fuck it Im alive, and kicking. Kicking the door down on the rap scence, nullus. So while I craft the masterpiece that is "Final Solution: Making God Smile", I will be putting out "Hey, At Least Youre Not Mike Game". Taking my enemies theme and running with it. And no, I am not accepting defeat, I dont feel I lost, nor do I feel I need to waste any more time, rhymes, or energy on it.

But before the world gets a new Mike Game mixtape, Illprint will drop some shit from the other artists. K Sleep will drop his mixtape "K Sleep Wins...Fatality Bitch" and Chaos, depending on his attitude, may see the release of "I Am Tha Dub". But more than likely, Illprint will only release Mike Game mixtapes because the other 2 bitchasses can never find time to do anything but not do shit.

My new mixtape though, will be bananas. Got production from XV, DJ Woo, Young Markie, DJ Premier, Timbaland, and Jesus H. Christ. Ok, I really have no production from those names, I do though have Mister KA, VTZ, and Sinima, all producers of the "Members Only" mixtape from the Gold Card Gang.

Friday, Ill more than likely drop some songs from the mixtape. "For Tha Ladies" ft. T Pain and "No Gimmicks" ft. Stringer Barksdale & Jay Da Block. And "Birds Must Fly", my contribution to the new album from Ceza Dejanero. Get ready people, Im back...BITCH

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Mike Game Memorial Conert

From now on, Illprint Diaries will be handled by myself, Cazmere Jones, executor of Mike Game's estate.

Ive been working hard since Mike's tragic death yesterday to get things in order. Ive been on the phone setting things up, and I am now able to confirm the funeral and and memorial for Mike Game

The Funeral will be taking place at the Three Angels Adventist Church on 47th and North Hydraulic, Wednesday November 19th at 9:oo am.

The Mike Game Memorial Concert will be held Friday November 21st at the Wichita Ballroom, featuring performances from Young Markie, Rookie, Illprint, Kaewun, XV, Cadence, Madhatter, Stringer Barksdale and performing their touching ode to Mike Game, "R.I.P. Mike Game" as well as their current hits "Could Be Worse" and "Fast Food" will be the Taw Town Heavyweights. The tickets are $10 with all proceeds going towards The Illprint Save Wichita Hip Hop Foundation. The show starts at 9:00 pm, and is an all ages affair. In lieu of flowers, the family of Mike Game wishes all to make donations in his honor to The Illprint Save Wichita Hip Hop Foundation or The Wackness Cancer Foundation.

Sidenote: Wackness Cancer, is a cancer that attacks those who rap. Wackness usually starts with a terrible lyric, with leads to unenjoyable music, and the death of a career. Mike Game has been fighting his battle with Wackness Cancer since 2006, finally subcombing to it this year.

Please attend these events, and thank you for your prayers

The Obiturary Of Mike Game (R.I.P.)

Hello, Im Cazmere Jones, the executor of Mike Game's estate.
The hip hop world has suffered a tremendous lost, in that of Wichita's own Mike Game. Mike Game was born as Michael Emmanuel Guesby on Oct 1st in New Jersey. After 2 years in New Jersey on the Fort Dix Army Base, his family packed up and moved to Wichita, KS as his father finished his time in the service. As a child, Mike was found of many things. Before hip hop took ahold of him, his life was centered around the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Once, in the summer of 1991, Mike Game actually got a chance to discuss pizza and ninja tactics with Rapheal. In the summer of 1996, Mike Game and family moved to Ft. Lauderdale, FL. It was during this time Mike Game first began to rap, first just changing the lyrics to his favorite songs to suit his style, later evolving into whole songs written by the young lad. In his earlier years he was captivated by the raw ghetto imagery of No Limit and Cash Money. Though the Notorious B.I.G. and Nas had always been his favorites since being formerally introduced to hip hop in 1993, well decides the 2 years he loved MC Hammer, including every hammer cd, having both the purple and the gold Hammer dolls, and going to a concert in 1991. It was just something about the southern artists he loved. In 2001, on the bus ride from FL back to Kansas, Mike Game only had 2 cds, Jay-Z' s "Blueprint" and Diddy's "Saga Continues". For 4 days straight Mike Game listened and wrote rhymes, which lead to the more east coast style many have mistaken him to have.

In 2003, Mike Game had formed the greatest rap crew ever known to man, ILLPRINT. The name stemming from Mike's then belief that Blueprint was the greatest cd ever, founding member Crysist's belief that it was Illmatic, and K Sleep's belief that they were dope. Thus taking the Ill from Illmatic, and the Print from Blueprint, to form Illprint, which was only to make and put out quality hip hop music. Illprint had stayed the 3 core members until 2005 with the addition of Young Steph (aka the Bizniz Kid), his disloyality and overall inability to craft a dope song led to his departure. In 2006, Mike Game suffered what was a near fatal assualt by Royalty Records, but survived. Later that year, Mike Game put down the mic and picked up a rifle as he joined the Army Reserves. The night before he shipped off he dropped his first mixtape "P.L.O. Style: The Best Of The Worst", to little to no reception.

2007, brought him home to his rap roots. Forming the Gold Card Gang with long time friend Yolie. 2007 was also supposed to see the release of Mike Game's 2nd mixtape "Illprint Diaries Vol. 1: Mr 07 Til Infinity", but was scrapped do to the heavily aggressive material being made.

2008 was the worst year of Mike Game's life, 1 week before his birthday he broke up with his longtime girlfriend the Notorious K.A.I., and on his 21st birthday saw the death of his grandmother. 2008 was a bittersweet year in his career as well as he saw a rekindled beef with Royalty and beef with friend turned foe turned friend again Rookie. Also this year saw the release of the Gold Card Gang mixtape "Members Only" and the final Mike Game mixtape "Reckless Abandon"

Mike Game is survived by his parents: Solomon and Samantha Guesby, his sister: Latasha Guesby, his Illprint brothers: K Sleep, Crysist, and Chaos, and his children: Lil Ace, Lyl Wan, Young Smooth, and the Bizniz Kid.

Mike, you will be missed.

Thanksgiving the Illprint family will be releasing a compilation of unreleased Mike Game material titled "Mike's Music Shop"

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Mike Game's Next Mixtape.....

I know everyones like "Next?"
Yeah I still havent posted Reckless Abandon, so I figured Ill do that later today, Im sorry bitches Im busy. I know I said "White/Black" would be the name of the next mixtape. But I got a new title "The Final Solution: Making God Smile", I know its controversial as fuck!!! But I feel that Illprint is the final solution to the problem of sucka mc's, kinda like the holocaust was the solution to jews, even though that was fucked up the fuck up, and if you are a decendent from dirty filthy Nazis, please dont ever speak to me. Well if you do speak to me, hide the fact youre a Nazi Jr.

Well folks there it is. And the first group of MC's into Illprint's Plaszow will be....... Taw Town Featherweights.

Get ready folks, Adolf Game is on the rampage