Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Soulja Boy Cranks Dat "Fuck You Bitch" On Charles Smackilton

So the internets most beloved nonrhyming Sonic sucking junkie, teh ghey Charles Hamilton (or Smackilton as I call him), has gotten into a war of words with none other that Soulja Boy. And its pretty much the most hater shit Ive seen in my life. Now, when Ice-T went at Soulja Boy, I thought it was wrong cuz Ice is old as fuck and his fans dont even pay SB any mind and vice versa. But in Charles, I see extreme jealously. He goes on and on, that Soulja Boy makes it hard for hipster rappers like himself, Kid Cudi, Asher Roth, and all the other dbags on that freshmen 10 cover of XXL to be taking seriously. NO NIGGA, the fact you wear pink Sonic shirts is why we dont take you seriously. The fact you bang needles is why we cant take you seriously. The fact that you look like you sleep in a van down by the river is why we cant take you seriously.

Now dont get it twisted, I am not a Soulja Boy fan, and if I was what would it matter??? I dont think Soulja Boy and Charles Smackilton make the same type of fucking music. Theyre both on Interscope, they both of the TI's on their side. Fucking Charles said some shit about SB being rich before him so theres no real comparison. In which I concur, you cant compare a rich nigga to a homeless nigga, I mean really what would be in the middle circle of the ven diagram, theyre black males who both suck at rapping???

What Charles doesnt understand (and neither do most Soulja Boy haters), is that todays music listener is DUMB.....AS......FUCK!!!! They dont like anything unless theyve been told a trillion times that its good and they like it, I mean fuck how else do you think Jay-Z became the best rapper ever and Lil Wayne the best rapper alive. Not because either of these douches make amazing fucking music, its because everyone said they were, so now we believe it as well (Though I love alot of Jay'z work, I believe his best days are behind him, and Lil Wayne, well, he's wack).

I really cant over how much I really hate this Charles Hamilton guy, in fact I hate a majority of the hipster train that he rode in on (Wale, Corey Gunz n Mickey Factz though, are all ill, Kid Cudi and Asher Roth, not so much).

Charles Hamilton, just because youre different from whats "hot" right now, doesnt make you better. Its just makes you that one kid in school who had to be the pink ranger cuz his parents were too lazy to get the same red ranger custume his whole 1st grade class had before they sold out. Wait no, you dropped out at like 14-15?? Began banging needles in subways and park benches. You know what, I know why you hate Soulja Boy. You were stumbling around in a diesel daze and wound up somewhere and saw Soulja Boy for some change and he simply said "YAAAAHHH TRICK!!" And now you have a vendetta against him.

And though lyrically Soulja Boy is wack and lacks substance, he is needed. Because I cant dance with a bitch to some Nas or Atmosphere songs, but when that Marco Polo or Birdwalk come on, bitches get to shaking.

Soulja Boy had made some great points on his behalf, its really not his fault more people rather listen to him than Charles Hamilton. I agree, Charles went out to diss Soulja Boy because no one really cares about Charles. I mean if I really had to choose between the two, on who Id rather listen to, Id just throw in The Benzino Project.

Charles Hamilton, again, I urge you to od, because not only does Jesus serve you on a daily basis, Soulja Boy just pwn'd your azz.

Soulja Boy - 1
Charles Hamilton - 0
Hip Hop - DEAD

3 comments:

RickThaKid said...

wow. you went in on dude.

like, damn.

wale
pacific division
corey gunz
cool kids
asher roth

^nice

rest can eat a dick.

hamilton isnt that bad of a rapper, he just is petty. to him, if you dont like his music or pink shirt movement, FUCK YOU. on the interstate of rap, that nigga needs to stay in his own lane or get pulled over. real talk


good post



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K Will said...

This shit is hilarious. Although I fuck with Hamilton... kinda... I still think he is SUPER overrated, and the way he handled that XV shit was crazy.

He just seems way to sensitive to me, like he can dish it out but can't take it.

Fam, you have NO idea how much I fuck with WU TANG in general my Wu catalog is insane I mean Killarmy, Cappadonna, Shyheim. Ghostface is one of the reasons I love hip hop.

The Talented Mr. Hamilton said...

Well I'm glad you feel this way... by the way have we met?

~~Charles Hamilton~~
***beep***