Dear Winter

Dear Winter,
Fuck you, you punk bitch. Its fucking cold outside. I hate this shit sooooooooo bad. I cant even go outside to smoke a cig because I may freeze to death. Sure when its 112 degrees outside it sucks, but I can go out in a tank top and basketball shorts and be straight. Not today, oh no. Had to wear a sweater a hoodie and a fucking coat. Im too skinny for the cold bitch, so Winter, if you could do me a fucking solid, and go away. Wait, if you can bump the temp up to say, 40-50 degrees, Id be thankful.