Britney Spears...
I know, I know, youre prolly like "Mike you have a girlfriend" or "Mike, that bitch is fucking crazy". Though Id love for me and Kai to be together forever, I gotta think bout my future. Who would I want to fondle my balls when Kai was no longer in my life? Answer, B Spears. Now, this aint the best pic I could find, I saw one on the world famous mediatakeout.com, in which shes on the treadmill wit a boadacious phat cellulite free ass. And in 2008, a juicy A isnt enough, it needs to be smooth and without cellulite (this means you hoodrats).
Now she may have had made poor decisions in her life, such as fucking K-Fed and having his ugly babies, and leaving my boy JT, and endangering her babies, and shaving her head. Shes human, Ive made mistakes, I mean fuck I did have sex with a hoodrat and a fat bitch and also bought Lil Wayne's Carter 3, see Im only human too. But I cant base rather or not I wanna have sex with her based on who she fucks. I mean do think the girls who have sex with Dezmond Johnson pay any attention to the fact thats hes a grown ass man who still has sex with 16 year olds (fucking pederass). No, they dont. Why? Cuz when you slip a bitch some GHB she cant really say anything, trust me I know (LOL, Im kidding, date rape is a horrible horrible thing that I may have tried once in Chicago, but fuck nigga Im human I make mistakes).
Another plus, if I was to go to Heroes with my boss Josh aka Strizzy, I may run into a gal who looks like B Spears, and Im sure I could just take her out to the Stanz and bust her back out. Im just saying. Mike Game Britney Spears, future power couple. FUCK K-FED, MIKE GAME BITCH!!
P.S. I have no intentions on leaving or cheating on my Kai, I love her to death. Im just saying, I may develop an addiction to porn and alcohol like Bol and then where would we be Kai???
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