So after my co-d, DJ Sleep aka K Sleep The Genius aka Moe Bitchez aka Kortez Antonio Byrd, told me LAX was incredible I downloaded it. And what did I get? A flash drive of excessive gayness. Now, as a student of hip hop, Im always down to try new shit out, and listen to everyone no matter how much I hate them. So after hating Lil Wayne for the last 3 years I copped Carter 3 because Kortez said it was amazing. And guess what? It was fucking gay. A bunch of freestyles over stellar production but every line had a "something like something" punchline. Alot of singing and alot of sporadic thoughts. So I wanted to punch Kortez for such a suggestion. Ever since being swagger jacked in 2004 by Jayceon Taylor Ive hated the MC known as The Game. Why? Cuz Ive been Mike Game since 1999 when my favorite wrestler Triple H started using it as nickname. And I beast MC's like Trips does opponents so I figured why not. This douchebag starts rhyming in 2001 and uses my god damn name. So now I have a career of being called a biter and know in my heart if I plan to get signed, the Game would have to disappear from my name. And it wont ever happen.But Kortez just straight lied to me. I asked him if The Game does alot of name dropping on this like he's known to do. What does Mr. Byrd say? That The Game had significantly cut back on the name dropping. And the first song I hear is the "LAX Files". WHAT THE FUCK KORTEZ!!! This muthafucka name drops on the hook and every other bar. How fucking wack. "Game's Pain" alone prolly sets the world record on name dropping. I mean damn the nigga couldnt name drop GZA-style, I mean on "Fame" using names of celebrities as punch lines was fucking bananas ill.
All The Game does is name-drop and have a bunch of features, its evident he cant make songs by himself for any reason. And I forgot what song it was cuz it was playing in the background as I was dwing (aka doing work) on Matt Hardy as Kane on my Smackdown Vs Raw 2008. But again the song is about Compton and has Compton mentioned 3 times in the hook. Jayceon Taylor check this out whoadie (yeah, I took it back to N'awlins, nooch) FUCK COMPTON!!! I dont say that to be rude. Cuz I love Compton, but Im just saying back when Compton was unknown and people like Eazy-E and NWA were puttin it on it was acceptable. Hell it was even acceptable during the days of the Death Row Dynasty. But nigga youre on your third album. All you talk bout is other rappers and Compton. Show some growth, bitch. On "Wouldnt Get Far" from Doctors Advocate aka I Miss Dre, the name dropping was ill because it was a song bout video bitches and bitch ass gold diggers and dirty ass hoo-ers (or whores for others). But nigga, I swear to god say another rappers name and I will kill you myself. Mark my words.
L.A.X. = Worst.....Album....Evar!!!
P.S. - Im pretty sure Kortez wants to have sex with The Game
P.P.S. - Im pretty sure Kortez is only in Illprint because I have Game in my name
P.P.S.S. - If Kortez suggests anything to you in regaurd to music, punch him in the eye
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