Mr. Obama, Thanks But No Thanks

I know, that I as a half black/half white man like Mr. Obama, should be on the bandwagon. I also as a member of the Army should want the war in Iraq to end. Im also without Health Insurance, so I should want that free healthcare for all. But Im sorry, I just cant vote for Obama. Nor can I vote for McCain.

All I hear bout Obama is that he'll bring change. What change? What will he do for the black community??? NOT A GOD DAMN THANG!!! The problems that strike blacks have been around for decades, and I dont these n-words will change just we got a Negro President. Say you want the fly car the clothes and not have to worry bout bills, so you decide selling crack. Is Obama going to give every nigga in the hood an SL Benz?? Is he going to have trucks drive through 9th and Grove and just toss out boxes of Rocawear? Will Obama make you not fuck that bitch without a condom, which makes you now a father, which makes you abandon ya kid cuz you'd rather be fucking Loose Lucy and Sleazy Sally instead of taking care of the mother of your child as well as your seed? The answer to all that is NO!!! And I know Obama isnt going to just cut niggas sentences and open up the prisons nor will the crips and bloods just give up. So seriously, black people what the fuck is Obama gon do for us, when we as a people already know what to do but just wont do it. Now, I know most those dbags with Obama 08 t-shirts havent even paid attention to this nigga at all. Ive known bout dude since the 04 Democratic Convention, cuz Im into politics like that. And my first thought was "When did they let niggas into politics?" This guy was on the state of Illinois Legistature from 97-04, then he became a Senator in 05, then in 06 decided he was gon try and be president. Now, kids, I know you dont follow politics like myself, but most Presidents got more political experience than that. Our last couple Presidents were Governors, they knew how to atleast run a state. Which is like ya typical structure of say a McDonalds. Before you become manager, youll be a shift manager. Shit you gotta prove you can at least handle the 5 dbags you got on the clock for that dinner rush, before you can even mention running the whole joint. And Senate is not a presidencacy. No one Senator makes a single decision, a majority of Senators gotta agree on something before it happens. So this guy has never been a leader, just part of a team. Im sorry, I just dont trust his experience, Ill trust it in say 2016, when he gets some more time under his belt.

John McCain though, fuck that guy, real talk. I actually have a real personal beef with the guy. In 9th grade, when I was in JROTC (before we talk shit, my dad may me do that on top of football, both sucked pretty bad), we had a stupid Veterans Day thing at the VFW and we had to write what the Pledge Of Alligence meant to us, at the time I was still mad bout the instutionalized racism and Mr. Bush that I wrote that it didnt mean anything to me, and also cited the Vietnam War (which to this day I hold as the biggest waste of American troops, money, and time ever in history) as a reason. He shook all our hand. I didnt read mine, because you know it was too shocking for the old ass cracka ass crackas that were in attendence. But my bitch ass JROTC instructor told him bout it. HE got to me and said "Guesby?", "Yes sir" I replied, "You dont deserve to be American, people like you disgust me" he said. Really, McCrazy? Thats what you say to confused 15 year olds? Nigga, you sold out American secrets to get away from ya POW camp you punk bitch. Sure, Id fuck his wife and daughter, but vote this dbag, I certainly will not. I mean every year since 9/11 we've (as in service members) have gotten a raise, so as long as we're in Iraq, Ill get more money. But at the same time, I have yet to go to Iraq myself, and personally I dont wanna go at all. But if I got to I will, and rep that USA set to the fullest. But this dude wants us to like move into Iraq and shit. Kinda like how we just blew up Japan and Germany and then said "Hey is it cool if we put up some Army posts here? Ok cool, we're going to bring Burger King and Starbucks in as well". The fuck? Iraq is hot as fuck every year all year, at least Japan and Germany changes in climate. Plus there aint groups of Germans n Japaneese who just want to kill us. Like in Iraq, theres just a bunch of crazies tryna murk us. And now Russia and Georgia got beef, and Russia wants us involved. And Im more that 150% sure if McCain gets elected we'll be in Russia, freezing our asses off. So on top of desert training Ill need cold weather training. All training that could be avoided if we minded our god damn business.

All in all, I feel like its 2004 again. I mean Bush had this whole Iraq deal going on, but Kerry was fucking terrible. So it was either Kerry, who could fuck us into oblivion or Bush, who had already fucked us pretty hard. Plus, Obama will get killed anyways.