Bow Wow's Gangster >>>> Your Gangster

***I had to use an old pic of Bow Wow as Lil Bow Wow for comedic affect

Well, the nigga Yung Berg got his chain snatched out in Detroit last week. By Trick Trick's lil brother of all people. Now rappers, heres a side note about Detroit. DONT GO THERE!!!
I mean we all like to believe were tough and all that, and its easy in Wichita to maintain that. But in Detroit, niggas just get they cards pulled. Trick Daddy got beat the fuck down, Styles P got beat the fuck down, Juelz Santana got robbed, and hell back in the day Pac got jumped in the D. Detroit is a city that was once the shit with all the GM and Ford factories, niggas was gettin money and living good. So was Flint. But guess what happened when those Factories got ghost??? Your typical upper middle class african american became a..... NIGGER!!!

AW, WHAT?! DID MIKE CALL NIGGAS NIGGERS?

Yes, yes I did.

Niggers or "n-words" are your typical "thugs". Really black dudes with no sense of responsibility, maturity or self control, and result to chain snatchings, drug sales, and senseless acts of violence.
Niggers will fight you because, well, there aint shit else for em to do.

Now that we got the backstory told, lets get to the recent events. Yung Berg was talkin shit bout the D back in the Chi. Sure it was last year and shit, but if I know anything bout niggers, they got that elephant like memory. So Berg just strolls into a Detroit club, in the hood. (Sidenote: whats with these fake rappers going to hood spots, it like an 8 year old walking into Neverland Ranch, some foul shit is bout to take place).

Berg doesnt even get a chance to sip his coconut juice (you mix the lime with the coconut and mix it all up, mix it all up, mix it all up). A nigger just beats him the fuck down, takes his faggot ass Transformers chain (i think its subliminal messaging, since a nigga who is known to switch sides is known in the hood as a transformer).

Whats does Wow Bow have to do with this??? Well the chain is apparently on some sort of tour. With random niggers in random hoods taking pictures of the shit. Well, Wow Bow caught wind and wants it. So Wow Bow is set to have pics up of him and the chain. Why is this more gangster than anything youll do? Because we all, as well as Wow Bow, knows that Wow Bow is himself no gangster. And we all know that Berg wont do shit but get mad and cry. When anyone of us, including myself, would just punch Wow Bow in the eye and get the shit back. I mean whats he gon do? Go off on another quasi-homosexual triade like he did on BET when Toure' was asking him gay shit?