Ok, I Lied...Again

So Wednesday night me and Josh went to Jezebels, I got drunk and spent too much money, fell in love with a skripper by the name of Essence, and slept all of thursday. So I dont have "Throwaways" up as I said I would. But its ok, I will zip it down and zip it out. I got drill this weekend so you know that I got a whole lot to do, nooch. But its all old songs, so I dont know why I am fucking around. And I may be pushing back "Before I Embarass Myself". Mainly cuz Im no longer recording the music I wanted to for that project, Im back to typical Illprint affair (ie songs about rapping and fucking moms). Naw, Ill still put BIEM out on time. Prolly release another mixtape next month "Mike Games Happy Times". Because the music, well, itll be happy fucking music. 3 mixtapes in 3 months? What the fuck Mike? Dont tell me youre getting consistent? No, no Im not. Wait, yes, yes I am. So be ready for alot of Mike Game, youre soon going to be forced to fucking LOVE ME!!!

Guesby Genetics

As well as my deep beliefs in religion and male supriority, I also hold deep beliefs in genetics. Meaning, I believe that all things done in generations before in my bloodline contribute to decisions I make on a day to day basis. Which sucks bad, because it adds to the fears I have. Like my mother, I suffer from fucking codepency. She is so dependant on my father, for whatever reason. Which Ive lead to believe, contributes to my ever needing to be in some sort of relationship. Like my dad, I also believe Im the most important person to anybody. I, myself, like to remind him time and time again that I do not need him and he is of minimal importance in my life. But at the same fucking time I remind him the opposite because do to my license being suspended, I cant register or insure the Stanz, in which I have registered in his name. Like my grandfather, his siblings, and his father, I loves to drink. And like his brother Al, I may or may not have a thing for violence of the domestic nature. But my grandmother loved shoes, like I do. But she was also a diabetic, which I am fearful of already being. Also like my grandfather, I am short and weigh next to nothing. My cousin Sherman and I are fucking twins and its scary. Because not only is he not mixed, hes a good 8 years older than me. But we both have a love white women, and a love of the word bitch. I think he got locked up for beating a bitches ass, and from what I hear, it wasnt justified in any means. Like my dads sister, my aunt, Gina, I have a thing for acting, unfortunately for me no one has shown interest in my acting capabilities (you bitches). My sister though, is plus sized, like my grandma and most women in the Guesby family. So I win. HA! Take that T Gues!! But the one Guesby trait that shapes me the most is dedication. A Guesby will stick to something until the end of fucking time. My uncle Bug (my grandpas brother, in which Ive never learned his real name, what if its something plain like Tom?), worked at the carpet mill in Anadarko, OK until it closed down, and then found a job making way more. Was that job always there? Prolly, but why leave something youve been doing forever? Which is why Im still at CD Tradepost and still rapping. Im pretty fucking sure that I could find another job making double what I make now, but if I know this job like the bottom of my penis and live ok off the wages I earn, why not stick with it? Women who read this, you might wanna start conditioning yourself to become a Guesby, cuz its waaaaay better than being a Byrd (oooooh, got ya Sleep, Im playing though bro, Im sure its dope being a Byrd)

Whats Next For Mike In 2009???

Me and Kortez have formed a production team, MKMB Productions (Mike n Kortez Making Beats). We really havent made any beats yet, Ive just been gathering samples to use for when we execute the move. I figured why not make beats? Everyone else is doing it. Thing is, once we start making beats, we'll prolly never rap to anyone else beats forever. And unlike everyone else, we prolly wont even sell our beats to anyone. Given our beats are hot and people want on them, the only way to get them is have us featured on the song as well. But thats just wishful thinking on my part. We also got the wedding of Ceza to Nessa, which Im more than excited about. Because, well Ive known Cez for a good 8-10 years. And weve both have been in and out on this relationship thing. Im happy to see my brother land that right one. Lord knows after Ms. L, the foundation of failure for future girls was laid. But Nessa locked the boy down. She had my nephew Trey (Andre McDaniel 3rd). So even they dont work out 10 years down the line, shes still my nephews mama, so shell always have some form of respect from me. Ceza and Kortez dont really know each other well, but its cool, Cez still tossed my other brother an invite. See, thats the beautiful thing bout good friends. Me n Cez are best friends, but we live on different parts of the country, but he recognizes my brother Kortez as his, and vice versa. Plus, Mike, Kortez, and Ceza together, at once??? SHENNANIGANS!!! I already told Ceza, he best not have a Bacheleor Party, cuz me and Kortez are more than likely gon get drunk and try to persuade the strippers to suck us off. And Ill also prolly try to spit game to his sister Erika. I mean she single and we both grown, thats all Im saying. LOL naw, Im just excited to see a beautiful union take place. Plus, you know we gon get in the booth and just rip it up something vicious.

What else to look forward to in 2009? I dont know, come December, itll be my 2nd year at CD Tradepost. October will be my 3rd year in the Army, making my contract almost fulfilled. I may finally record an album, naaaaaaaw I wont. "Before I Embarass Myself" will drop in March. Prolly squeeze another Gold Card Gang mixtape out during the summer. Fuck, the K Sleep solo mixtape may even come out. Its like the Wichita Detox, I fucking swear.

Kansas' Number 1 Blog

I swear, I have the greatest blog in my city, and thus my state. I wanna have the greatest blog evar. But as far as ridicilous blogs go, I fucking win. I mean where else can you go to get random tagnents about rappers, as well as blogs about chocolate cake? I mean I wanna go back to the days of raw controversy, the shit that made my myspace blog so hot in the skreets. But unfortunately, I am no longer the angry teenager I once was. I matured into the depressed adult you see now. I wish I had the motivation to do better things in life. For I feel a radio show, or tv show, pretty much anything that can be used as a soapbox, would be fucking perfect for me. But I dont have the motivation to do anything but drink and play smackdown vs raw 2009.Which is by far the best and worst Smackdown ever. Way better than 08, for Ive been in the company for like a year (in the game) and have every title. In 08, Ive been in the company for a year and still have a rating of 37 with no title shot, and a ridiclous fued with ECW.

Anyways, if theres some sort of award to be won for blogging in Wichita, I win.

Mike Game Presents "Throwaways"

So on Friday I will be dropping my "Throways" Mixtape. Its just a lose collection of songs and freestyles Ive recorded throughout 2008. Theyre left overs from the unfished mixtape epic "I Love The 90's". As well as songs left off of "Reckless Abandon" and it also includes the first 2 singles from the Illprint mixtape "Definate Supremacy". So here's the tracklist. Friday the cd comes out, download it, and continue to hate Mike Game.

1) Gather Round ft. K Sleep
2) Right Now (Yal Niggas Gotta Die)
3) Good Stuff Freestyle
4) Big Hammers ft. Big Steel & Stringer Barksdale
5) Go Hard (freestyle)
6) Late
7) Flashing Lights ft. Yolie
8) Mike Shot Ya ft. JDaKidd
9) 5,000 Ones ft. Rapgodathers.com
10) The Coolest Mike
11) Mike's Millionith Milli Freestyle
12) 3 Kings ft. Mantis & JDaKidd
13) Droppin Gems (Drop A Gem On Em 08)
14) Bust Yo Face
15) Smile 08
16) Wouldnt Get Far Freestyle
17) T.R.O.Y. 08 ft. Ceza Dejanero
18) For Tha Ladiiieeezzz
19) For The City
20) Mighty Healthy Freestyle
21) Mike N Steel Freestyle ft. Big Steel
22) Money (Yolie ft. Mike Game)

Cake For Breakfast

So I stopped by Dillions to pick up my lunch as I was on my from the bank. My lunch is the same thing everyday, microwavable Dinty Moore beef stew. As Im walking around aimlessly, I head over to the bakery. What do I see? Cake. Not any cake, chocolate cake with white icing, which is only my 2nd favorite kind of cake, behind strawberry of course. So I see it is 2 slices for 2 dollars. So I gripped it. Grabbed my red bull, dr pepper (or DP as the streets call it), beef stew, and pack of menthols. Cake is my breakfast this morning. Which is really one of the few luxuries of adulthood. I find myself doing things as an adult, that child Mike would be jealous of. Like, sometimes Ill stay up late playing video games. Child Mike was never allowed. I eat McDonalds every day, Child Mike only once a week, and thats if the grades were good. And today, I ate cake for breakfast. And as I took that first bite, I could feel Child Mike staring me down with hate in his eyes, as he mouthed "You punk bitch". So Child Mike, this cakes for you.

Fuck Wichita, Im Moving To Harlem

Now, we all know how much I hate Harlem rapsters (Cam'ron, Charles Hamilton and the likes), but I was over at the worlds greatest blog (byroncrawford.com), and he was talking bout white women who move to Harlem for the cheap homes, but are deciding to move out because niggas keep hollaring at em. Theyll walk down the street, to I dont know, Jamba Juice or some shit (wherever white New Yorkers go), and black guys would say shit like "Yo baby you got a phat ass" or "Aye, aye WHERE YO MAN AT?!". Ok, Im guessing thats what they said, I have no concrete evidence.

Sidenote: I recently spoke to Josh's new hire at Pawnee & Seneca, Laura, who is a white woman. She told me that black guys really do say shit like "Where yo man at?!". Which is something Josh said black guys do, but Ive never really heard it myself. Black guys, feel me in on such.

Back to the post. As Bol pointed out, if these women are being hit on by niggas, then they must be the type of white girl that white dudes dont find attractive. Meaning, they must not have pancake asses with mismatching abnormally sized breasts.

Now you may be asking, "Mike was does this have to do with you?". Well douche, I will tell you. Throughout my life, my love of white women as proved to work most times in my advantage. I am usually almost always the first black guy theyre with. Mainly because of my "sorta blackness". Menaing, I am dark enough in color, with some negro overtones to my personality, but still relate to the common white person, because well I am also "sorta white". And like Bol, I am always viewed as that non-threatening black person white people spend their whole social existence trying to find. Unfortunately, the role of non-threating black guy hinders my career in rap, because fuck if white people arent even scared of you, it means most black people dont either. So I plan on moving to Harlem, to save these white women from forever hating black guys. I figure I could clean the fuck up out there, for I am striking out here. Because theres only 2 types of white women here, the ones who dont like black guys, and the one who only like black guys, and those bitches talk more hoodrat than most black hoodrats I know.